hturps: why did the deity kill the cafe manager?
mrak: hang on, i think your awful jokes are slowing down my computer.
hturps: guh
hturps: because he refused to give her diet tea
mrak: yep, it crashed.
mrak: brb rebooting. 

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Welcome to the Internet

(Source: cosmictits)

hturps:

my biggest fear is that i’ll be scrolling through tumblr when a relative walks in

and i’ll scroll right onto one of those tentabulge homestuck drawings from a homestuck blog

and then life at home will become a lot harder : < 

And this would be their expression

wotsan:

can someone link me to a website where u can download a boyfriend

thank u

http://downloadaboyfriend.com/

(Source: seerofdumb)