Tom: http://madison.craigslist.org/m4w/1568706277.html
Tom: HAHAHAHA
Tom: You can be his “girl”, Mark.
Mark: He looks like the kind of guy who would drug my drink.
Mark: No thanks, i’ll pass.

We regret to inform you that after this new 2.20 firmware update, we will no longer be developing or updating for your Mark™ Character. The decision was a difficult one but it’s best for the company. We will instead be focusing on newer, more advanced Characters for personal enjoyment. Your Character will still be fully functional, but will no longer be issued any new updates. If you would like to continue to stay up-to-date with the latest features, please consider replacing your obsolete model with a newer one. We’ve made it easy to replace him. Do note, however, you can not be in possession of two live Characters at once.  It is highly recommended that you disable your old model rather than completely leaving him. Leaving your model may cause him to do unexpected actions or behave uncontrollably. To replace an older model, we recommend making a back-up of any data so it can be transferred. The killswitch must then be activated and the final shut down sequence will begin. You must then throw your old Character off a bridge, incinerate him, or bury your old Character.

New in this update:
Now compatible with IRL engine 4.10
New mini games can now be played when performing tasks
Loading times have been decreased
Dream notebook has been added – Allows for recording of dreams in real time
Kodak Zi8 – Allows your Character to record his environment in 1080p High Definition
Achievements – 60 new achievements to unlock

Bug fixes and updates:
Fixed a graphical issue where new shoes would not show up properly
Fixed an issue that made music creation more difficult than it should be
Fixed an issue where inventory would not be displayed properly
Fixed an issue where the backpack would disappear when walking into a new location
Fixed an issue where waking up at a certain time of night would cause him to behave strangely
Fixed an issue where background music would play suddenly
Fixed an issue that caused the Character to be stuck in the bathroom door
Applying for a college class no longer displays graphical bug
Health bar now disappears when there’s minimal damage – can be brought back upon request
Fixed an issue where the stamina bar would be stuck on screen after being completely drained and regained.
Trade system has been modified and updated to accommodate for recent items.