NONE OF THIS PERTAINS TO ME.

NONE OF THIS PERTAINS TO ME.

hturps:

today i forced my friend to hug me and it was the most physical contact i’ve had in months

i regret it though now i feel a bit overwhelmed 

Months. How cute.

I haven’t touched another human being in years.

  • Reblogged from hturps

  • March 08, 2012, 3:48pm

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Planned

Look at me. I have my future all planned out:
3am-10:30am :: sleep
10:30am-4pm :: internet
4pm-5pm :: drive to work
5pm-2am :: work
2am-3am :: drive to home
Repeat 5 times a week.

Oh fuck no.

  • March 05, 2012, 3:38pm

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New Game

hturps: time to
hturps: START NEW
hturps: let’s pretend this is a shitty game tutorial
hturps: “Hey, Mark! Why don’t you reblog a post you like?!” 
hturps: “Reblogging is a great way to share content to your followers!!!!”
mark: “Press X to skip the tutorial.”
mark: (X) 

Steve 2.0

Steve 2.0

Procrastination

Mark: The countdown begins.
Mark: The rough draft is due soon.
Paige: lol shut up
Mark: I bet you haven’t even written a sentence.
Paige: Nope
Paige: I’ve had it open for the last 2 hours
Mark: 

Paige: I hate you.

Cool

hturps: FUCK
hturps: WHERE CAN I APPLY TO BE COOL?
mark: Sorry, it’s an exclusive club.
mark: We’d never get in.